I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of brew like a individual depends on oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it makes me anxiety. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that robust flavor reaches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's power for my soul. I am a being of routine, and that habit is my c